Reason 2: "I had to attend to my existential dread of being stuck in an infinite loop of meeting minutes."

It's not just you, it's everyone. The never-ending cycle of meetings, the crushing ennui of small talk, the desperate search for an escape clause... it's enough to drive anyone mad. But fear not, dear friend, for Reason 2 is here to save the day!

Reason 2.1: The Sudden Onset of Spontaneous Combustion

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And for the truly adventurous: Reason 5: The Sudden Realization that All Meetings are Just a Conspiracy to Steal Your Soul